4/11/2007

BACHELOR #2

Bachelor #2 comes to us from Yahoo Personals.....

He claims to be a native of Farmington and really can't get out of the past. It's fun to remember, but there is much more in life then reliving the not so glorious high school years. His thought process is so slow that when talking to him the first time on the phone I had to keep asking if he was there because there was no response to the simplest questions. His sense of humor seems to be null and void and voice overly mono-toned.

If we were in the 70's (like he is) Jaye P. Morgan would of Gonged him by now.

NEXT!!!

I now remember why I gave up on dating and became a hermit.

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4/08/2007

Romeo, Romeo Where For Art Thou.....




Well, the date wasn't like that!!!
my shirt wasn't cut that low and he wasn't wearing tights!! (I think, or hope anyway)


It was fun but more like an outing instead of a date. Since we went with the old babysitter and her hubby. I did realize how much I have been missing by not going out ever with friends or otherwise. It was fun to actually get to sit down at a restaurant and have a meal without having to threaten little boys to sit down and behave. I, for once, didn't feel like I had to be on guard or was walking on egg shells. We talked, laughed and messed with each others cell phones. Then there was the bashing of the people in the restaurant that weren't keeping their children under control or paying any attention to them for that matter. It was good to laugh. I do have guilt because I left them with AJ, but I think they had fun. I hope so anyway.




I was the only one at the table without alcohol and it didn't bother any of them. Which was cool, I don't give into peer pressure so my not drinking usually pisses off whom ever I am with. The teen stayed with the little boys for 2 hours while we ate and then we all came back to my house (the heard of teens immediately vacated) and the adults watched "Blood Diamond".
Well part of it anyway. It was late and they left around 1130 pm.


Because the old baby sitter was there and the two other guys, the little boys didn't really do the whole "are you gonna marry my mom" thing. Thank goodness. Alec is on a "I want a sister" kick and I can just see him asking some guy if he will marry his mom so he can have a little sister.
5 year olds are so wonderful.

I have guilt about him paying for dinner. I have guilt with anyone paying for stuff for me or the boys. I know one must work hard for their money and I just hate for their hard work to be wasted on me. So I told him that next time I will buy. I don't know what else to do, it doesn't seem fair that the guy always buys.

This was the only date I have ever had where I didn't get a kiss.
I must be getting old or losing my touch or something.
Anyway, the Bunny was good to the boys. But no candy, they got sidewalk chalk and bubbles.

oh, and this is Alec's new bathtub toy....



Every time she hears water running in the bathtub, she finds a way to get in there. I now have to put her outside while Alec is taking a bath. When he is done I let her in and she jumps into the bathtub and plays with the wet tub. Silly puppy.

How was your Bunny Day????

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4/06/2007

ding-ding Round (oh I've lost count)


Okay, the old babysitter has goals......she is trying to set me up again. The first time she set me up with the guy that I swear was more feminine than I am.


This time, I gave her guidelines. (not in any particular order)
  1. He has to act like a MAN!!!
  2. No ALCOHOLICS, mild social drinking is fine but I don't want or need to be with a guy that lives in a bottle, not even if he is a genie.
  3. Likes kids.
  4. He should have kids, for some reason guys with kids are more understanding to the devotion of time a parent must have with their children.
  5. Like animals.
  6. Has a job that pays. (you would be surprised on how many that weeds out)
  7. Teeth!! Either natural or false...but one must have teeth
  8. Has common sense.
  9. No druggies.
  10. Would be nice if he was taller than me.

That's not too much to ask....is it???

So this weekend she has the first mystery date lined up. We are going to have dinner with her and her husband. Bachelor #1 has two daughters that I have seen pictures of and they are just dolls. He is younger than me but not by much. Not sure about the height thing. He does have a job and teeth!!!! If he is at her house visiting he would have to like animals cause she has just as many if not more than I do. He works for a major company in town so he has to be clean cause they do the random drug and alcohol testing. So we will see......I've only thought about backing out twice so far so maybe I will actually show up!!!

WISH ME LUCK!!!

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