7/10/2006

This Looks and Sounds like one of my cousins....

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.



These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

2 Comments:

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7/19/2006 7:58 AM  
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7/22/2006 12:48 PM  

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