Tis The Season........
This is my case number for Friday, December 23, 2005. Around 10:30 pm while AJ was at work, I was in the bathtub and the little boys were asleep in their beanbags in the front room, someone broke into our house via the back door.
The dogs started barking, so I hurried and got out of the tub. I grabbed a towel and came out of the bathroom telling them to be quiet. I heard a car stereo, a car door shut and the car drive off. This is nothing new, I have a teenager and one lives across the street and another 2 houses down. Then the dogs run towards the back door, I followed. My back gate was open. Now if it would of been open long, I wouldn't have dogs in the house. They would be out visiting. So I go back in and get on a robe and slippers and grab my huge metal "I'm a cop" flash light (you know the one that takes 4 D batteries) and I head outside. Garage "people door" was open, but I had been in and out of the garage all day and I can't honestly remember if I left it open or not. So I look in there, nothing.....I look up the drive-way don't see nothing.....go around front....don't see nothing. The dogs have calmed down, so I go inside. I go get my jammies on and AJ drives in the drive way...home from work. I told him what happened...he was freaked... we try to go to sleep.
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I get up bright and early on Christmas Eve...I needed to go to Big 5 to get Ashton a skateboard. I had forgot to get him one.......Can't find my purse....anywhere.....I look all over. I wake AJ up and make him look. I get my car keys out of my jacket and go check the car.....nothing. Then I look by the dinner table where I usually set my purse and the recipe for prime rib for Christmas was on the floor. So, my purse had been there.
The hinge had falled off of the lid and stayed on the seat when I lifted it up, and I sat down on the one remaining very sharp and very pointy screw!!!!! That will teach me to not turn on the light!!!!
THAT'S STRIKE 2!!!
Then, as I was doing laundry on Monday.....I found Niki's thong in my washing machine. Great, my son and his girlfriend...... Now if I confront him or them they will just deny it and make up some great story and stumble over each other and I will just get mad.....so instead I did this...
Yep....I hung them on AJ's ceiling light and I am not going to say a word. I will just wait for his reaction.
bwa-ha-hahahahaha
(evil laugh)
I will post Christmas pictures tomorrow.
I hope everyone had a great Christmas holiday!!!
7 Comments:
OMG that thong is hilarious!!! You have to let us know what he says/does.
I'm so sorry! Holy Crap! Teenagers will be the death of us!
Lol!!!
It started out a bit sad, and it ended funny..
Amazing, huh?
love the thong . The light looks like a big butt!! lol
hope everything else turns out ok.
just passing through and thought the thong story was too funny. would love to hear what his reaction was...
oh my god! you have given me ideas.
i swear, if my brother brings home a skanky girl im gonna kill him.
he doesnt need skanky girls. and if they leave their underwear, im going to hang it in his windows or throw them in his face.
Hi
What you thinking about it?
Vicodin
Bye
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