I Broke the Bank
Yep, I did....
After a few of painful hours this weekend at my parents' house closing in the A/C, moving furniture AGAIN, and being forced to bring to my house a 9 ton wardrobe...I, for some insane reason, decided to re-arrange my bedroom. I moved my chest-o-drawers a little to quick and my piggy bit the dust...
Do you know how far coinage can scatter when it falls off of a 6 ft resting place and hits a tile floor??? Let me tell you, I am still finding change 3 rooms away!!
Poor Piggy lost his innards...kinda like Humpty Dumpty who BTW wasn't pushed.....
I'm not really fond of Halloween for meth-head reasons. Too much to go into detail here and besides O'Gherkin has been forced to listen to me and I am fortunate he does not judge me for things in my past and, thankfully, he doesn't throw it in my face at a later date.
After a few of painful hours this weekend at my parents' house closing in the A/C, moving furniture AGAIN, and being forced to bring to my house a 9 ton wardrobe...I, for some insane reason, decided to re-arrange my bedroom. I moved my chest-o-drawers a little to quick and my piggy bit the dust...
Do you know how far coinage can scatter when it falls off of a 6 ft resting place and hits a tile floor??? Let me tell you, I am still finding change 3 rooms away!!
Poor Piggy lost his innards...kinda like Humpty Dumpty who BTW wasn't pushed.....
I'm not really fond of Halloween for meth-head reasons. Too much to go into detail here and besides O'Gherkin has been forced to listen to me and I am fortunate he does not judge me for things in my past and, thankfully, he doesn't throw it in my face at a later date.
I really don't know why people do that, especially when it doesn't involve them, I guess it's a way of feeling superior or something.
Anyway, I am counting the bruises on my legs and arms and I'm up to 19!!
What a weekend.
How was your weekend???
Make me jealous!!! I double dog dare you!!
Anyway, I am counting the bruises on my legs and arms and I'm up to 19!!
What a weekend.
How was your weekend???
Make me jealous!!! I double dog dare you!!
Labels: Holidays, secret to life questions
4 Comments:
The Kings CSI unit says that there was foul play on the humpty dumpty crime scene
Girl...didn't you know that piggy banks aren't piniatas?? However you spell that damn word.
Do you have big plans for trick or treating tonight?
Ack! I'm hoping I can talk Dave into taking The Bear. I HATE trick or treating
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I have been tempted on several occasions to PURPOSELY break the piggy bank- like when you want that one rolled up dollar bill that JUST WON'T FALL OUT THE DAMN HOLE!!
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