I got to talk to Northern Guy” a couple of times yesterday (woo-hoo)…
So I’m on cloud nine, ten and eleven—and---well, feeling rather verbal…..

So brace yourselves…..I am going to do the
“Too Much Information”

  • How do you tell your boss he has a booger hanging out of his nose?

  • If you tell him this, are you then obligated to let him know that there is deodorant all over his shirt???

  • And that he has a serious dandruff problem? (at least I hope it’s dandruff)

  • Biker Chick told me that her husband asked her if he could spluge on her back and booty. (Except she used much more graphic words).

  • While on the spluge subject…My 3.4 lb Yorkie is in heat and I have a 80lb male dog that is not fixed. Since he is too big to “do her” he goes thru the motions and then spluges on her back!!! Is this a guy thing?

  • The teen and his friend were on the back porch watching the “session” and were commenting on it….again the guy thing?

  • And now I have doggie body fluids on my back porch…how do you get that off?? I mean how do you clean that stuff up?

  • Biker Chick also told me that while she was “orally pleasing” her boyfriend—her boyfriend was talking to her husband on his cell phone. (Why does she tell me these things??? Why does she tell everyone these things??)

  • Newbie had to have her armpit sweat glands lanced again—and she tried to show me the cuts…..eeeewwwwwww

  • Called an exterminator—he came over and inspected the house and gave me a written estimate. He then proceeded to tell me that he liked big chested women and that he would spray my house for free if I slept with him each time—BUT I would have to be discrete because he didn’t want his wife to find out. Needless to say---I went to Wal-Mart and bought my own bug spray.

Now, aren’t you glad I shared????


Blogger drama mama said...

Are you SERIOUS?? About the bug guy thing? I would call his boss and have him fired! Unless, of course, he is the boss, then I would call his wife!

7/20/2006 10:38 AM  
Blogger peebugg said...

DM--this actually happened several months ago--I have been too embarassed to post it. I mean you see that crap in movies---and I'm no Barbie -- it was just creepy and weird....

He is the owner of the business--but I have decided not to dignify his approach with vengance...I just spray for my own bugs..

Reclusive me...

7/20/2006 7:14 PM  

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