10/10/2005

What's with all the SPAM?? (and not the lunchmeat)

Elizabeth, would you like your penis to be 2-4 inches longer?

um....NO!!!!! I don't have a penis, are they offering extensions??? I mean can they at least send me gender appropriate spam??

I don't think that little blue pill they are offering will help me, but I did forward it to a guy in my office. He saw no humor in it. Maybe I should forward him the larger penis one???? I bet that would go over well.

And...I've put some thought into this one!!! If, for some reason, a guy did have an erection that lasted for more than 4 hours exactly what would you say at the emergency room or when you call 911?? Think about this.....

And what is the deal with nail fungus all of a sudden????

"Rosa28" wants me in a chat room so she can talk nasty to me....Go Team!!! that is just what I want. Some hairy, mole infested chick telling me how she wants to be "done". I won't even get into the cyber sex thing on this one. That is a whole blog, maybe four, all in its own.

I got one today and the memo line said...."Elizabeth, going to a haloween party? in Farmington, NM" They could of at least used their spell check...

CHEESE AND RICE!!!!!

I really love the one that says my e-bay account is about to be deleted. I don't have an e-bay account. I know...I know I am probably the only American that is actively on the internet that does not have an E-bay account. That is such a "feeler" e-mail.

I deleted all my "bulk" mail yesterday at 7:45 pm, I checked it at 9:12 pm today and I had...are you ready......1,843.

p.s. I just opened my blog using Internet Explorer, I usually use the MSN browser, I hate the way that "single" and "love" and probably "penis" (I didn't check that one) instantly become hyper links to some on line dating/sex/creep on line service.

11 Comments:

Blogger drama mama said...

Holy Crap! It must be all your surfing that is providing you with such informative spam!

10/11/2005 9:05 AM  
Blogger Aiden Witmore said...

those are gross! funny, but gross. maybe that guy in your office is small and he thought you knew this, so he found it an insult.
sorry if thats crossing a line.

im controversal?! my lifelong dream has come true!! oh my god i can believe it!
and im intimidating? i dont intimidate people! i care and nurture them! yeah right, i can be intimidating i guess.
but i dont mean to scare them away. i just want them to see that the world isnt "happy-happy-joy-joy". the word is scary and frightening and it isnt safe. there are sedistic people in this world, and they are frightened of me?! me, a 14 year old girl? im just shocked!
i shouldnt have to try different topics so people will talk to me. what i really want is for someone to say "hey, you know i never thought of it that way before." or "thats pretty smart" or even "you are not alone."
cause honestly i feel somewhare sheltered in this tiny house in this tiny town. the biggest thing i have to the rest of the world is the internet, and the only thing i have to figuring it all out is my head.
not to sound like mommies little girl, but my mom said that for someone my age i know a lot about the world, and i've only seen a little bit.
i dont know. i just want someone else besides my best friend to say "i think i get it."
thanks for your understanding. it's nice to get another moms opinion. the all knowing mothers of the world must unite and help lonly daughters in their time of need.

10/11/2005 12:22 PM  
Blogger tales north said...

Hey PeeBugg, you changed your layout! It looks awesome! If I wasn't so e-tarded I would try something new intead of the generic ones we are offered but oh well black and white it is!

10/11/2005 3:28 PM  
Blogger drama mama said...

Hey...very nice! Did you do it yourself??? I am VERY jealous!

10/11/2005 4:24 PM  
Blogger drama mama said...

I can't get your sidebar links to work?????

10/11/2005 4:26 PM  
Anonymous chench said...

I like the ones from Banks that I don't even have accounts with telling me to go online and update my account info.

10/11/2005 4:35 PM  
Blogger eeore said...

what would the gender appropriate equivilent of penis extensions be?

10/11/2005 8:00 PM  
Blogger ShutteredEye said...

Beth:

If your browser is highlighting words to be linked like that, I think you have a virus. I use IE all the time and that's not a normal function of it. Do you have antivirus software installed? How about antispyware? Spybot on download.com is a great antispyware program. HTHs.

10/12/2005 6:44 PM  
Anonymous Holly said...

You may want to invest in Norton or a similiar program. I had the same thing happen on my computer where it would randomly link words to porn sites and I would be flooded with popups, particularly ones leading to porn sites. It turned out to be a worm. I know have several ad-ware/spyware blockers and a firewall. http://www.tucows.com is a great place to find free/shareware programs that actually work and don't muck things up further

10/15/2005 11:22 AM  
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