5/16/2006

Bras



I was attempting to get ready this morning when I realized that the cat had been sleeping in my dresser drawer. I had left it open a bit and he went to sleep on my bras. We have a cat, but I am slightly allergic to them. Makes my eyes water if they get to close to my face and after petting them I have to wash my hands or I will start itching. So, I couldn't wear any of the "normal" bras. I start digging and I find a minimizer bra. Why the heck do I have this??? and they don't really minimize...they dis-figure and smush....it makes a rather unattractive picture...kinda like this...



But, I don't want to be late for work....so I put it on, put on my shirt...and then I feel like this..

My hair wasn't curled yet....and I just freaked.....

So, I kept digging and I found an older one that I could wear. At least I didn't look like I had an inner-tube around my chest and it actually looked like I had breasts...

Why do women wear minimizer bra's???
Do guys wear minimizer jock straps??? NO!!!!


And...just an FYI....when you google "ugly"
this comes up on the first page!!!!

7 Comments:

Blogger Aiden Witmore said...

when you google "paris hilton is a whore" or something along the lines of that, it says "do you mean, paris hilton ISNT a whore?"
i say that on some guys blog. it was great.

5/16/2006 12:01 PM  
Blogger Aiden Witmore said...

ooh! try googlism.com it will pass so much time....

5/16/2006 12:04 PM  
Blogger Kristen said...

Man- finally america (or at least google) is coming to the dark side- the side that realizes all that Britney is is smoke and mirrors. And bad mothering!

5/16/2006 1:49 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I found that whole post very arousing. LOL

5/16/2006 7:26 PM  
Anonymous ed bacchus said...

Yikes.....that's too much for me to think about in the morning. This is why I lay out my clothes at night.

5/16/2006 7:28 PM  
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