Bras
I was attempting to get ready this morning when I realized that the cat had been sleeping in my dresser drawer. I had left it open a bit and he went to sleep on my bras. We have a cat, but I am slightly allergic to them. Makes my eyes water if they get to close to my face and after petting them I have to wash my hands or I will start itching. So, I couldn't wear any of the "normal" bras. I start digging and I find a minimizer bra. Why the heck do I have this??? and they don't really minimize...they dis-figure and smush....it makes a rather unattractive picture...kinda like this...
But, I don't want to be late for work....so I put it on, put on my shirt...and then I feel like this..
My hair wasn't curled yet....and I just freaked.....So, I kept digging and I found an older one that I could wear. At least I didn't look like I had an inner-tube around my chest and it actually looked like I had breasts...
Why do women wear minimizer bra's???
Do guys wear minimizer jock straps??? NO!!!!
And...just an FYI....when you google "ugly"
this comes up on the first page!!!!
posted by peebugg at 9:41 AM
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Yikes.....that's too much for me to think about in the morning. This is why I lay out my clothes at night.
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